just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via h3ll0darlingg)

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

(via im--really--weird)

tuucker:

isis-:

noahstillsversustheworld:

everyone I know or follow on tumblr is either a good artist, writer, cosplayer, gifmaker, photoshopper, attractive or just…  amazing

and I sit here like

Is that a… A platypus …with 6 legs??

that’s lotad you uncultured shit

(Source: 8bitmeow, via im--really--weird)

buttercup-everdeen:

guceubcuesu:

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

George Washington could’ve had an experimental phase in his teenage years, maybe HE gave blowjobs

Stop

(via imalwaysashleep)

egberts:

teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers

(via im--really--weird)

denounces:

I JUST WANT A BOY TO LIKE ME AND THINK I AM PRETTY AND WANT TO KISS ME AND OTHER THINGS AND GO TO CONCERTS WITH ME AND GO CAMPING AND WATCH THE STARS AND TALK ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND UGH

(via im--really--weird)

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

(Source: dog360, via notablelove)